Post by Kamish on Dec 14, 2007 22:55:10 GMT -5
One day there was a donkey and he liked to pick berries in the fields all day, especially when the birds were calling, and the sky was clear.
He lived with his brother, sister and mother, as his father had died years before, he fell into a vat of hot caramel. He loved his caramel, but he knew he was going to die from aids so he couldn’t look after it all. He needed to find an heir to inherit his vast amounts of caramel, so he adopted a penguin from Antarctica; he called his penguin Bill, and fed it raspberry-flavoured fish.
Every night before he went to bed he would hug his Bill, and smile, before drifting off to sleep and dreaming all night of Bill and thinking about sweet sweet sex. But Bill had aids, which means he did it with someone who did it with someone who lived inside a pig’s intestine. It smelled disgusting, and it was kind of cramped, but it was their home, and it was nothing a spot of air freshener couldn’t fix!
In the morning he had transformed into a large goat. Due to his surprise of being a goat, he ran out into the middle of a highway and was crushed beneath a bright pink butterfly; how this was possible, we know not.
After many years, he grew older, and eventually, he fell in love with Dame Edna. Two years later they married and had many children. (impossibly) It was only until she told him that he found out she was actually a he, and a transvestite vampire with a tattoo of a pink butterfly crushing a helpless boy on his/her butt.
He didn’t care that she was also part-giraffe, the thing that he was attracted to was her smexy, manly muscles, and her webbed toes that protruded at odd angles. He also thought that she was the loveliest tranny on the planet, and married her in Texas only two days after meeting her… admittedly he’d been hit by a bus the previous day and had been high on pain meds.
They lived happily ever after.
He lived with his brother, sister and mother, as his father had died years before, he fell into a vat of hot caramel. He loved his caramel, but he knew he was going to die from aids so he couldn’t look after it all. He needed to find an heir to inherit his vast amounts of caramel, so he adopted a penguin from Antarctica; he called his penguin Bill, and fed it raspberry-flavoured fish.
Every night before he went to bed he would hug his Bill, and smile, before drifting off to sleep and dreaming all night of Bill and thinking about sweet sweet sex. But Bill had aids, which means he did it with someone who did it with someone who lived inside a pig’s intestine. It smelled disgusting, and it was kind of cramped, but it was their home, and it was nothing a spot of air freshener couldn’t fix!
In the morning he had transformed into a large goat. Due to his surprise of being a goat, he ran out into the middle of a highway and was crushed beneath a bright pink butterfly; how this was possible, we know not.
After many years, he grew older, and eventually, he fell in love with Dame Edna. Two years later they married and had many children. (impossibly) It was only until she told him that he found out she was actually a he, and a transvestite vampire with a tattoo of a pink butterfly crushing a helpless boy on his/her butt.
He didn’t care that she was also part-giraffe, the thing that he was attracted to was her smexy, manly muscles, and her webbed toes that protruded at odd angles. He also thought that she was the loveliest tranny on the planet, and married her in Texas only two days after meeting her… admittedly he’d been hit by a bus the previous day and had been high on pain meds.
They lived happily ever after.